I AM NOT A ROBOT Script sample Doctor: Yes, yes. That’s right Mrs Pilkington. One tablet four times a day after meals. Bye bye. Ahh. Another happy patient. NEXT PLEASE! Henny comes in followed by Max. Henny Hello. Doctor: Hello Henrietta and.... AAGHH!. What is that? Henny Don’t be frightened. This is Max. He’s a robot, but I don’t think he is very well. I don’t know how to care for him. Can you help? Doctor: Well I… umm.. I don’t… umm. Henny Oh please try. Please. Doctor: Right. Yes. It is my job to take care of people, even metal people. Tell him to sit down. Henny Now Max. Sit down there. The doctor must look at you now. Be good. The doctor comes over. Doctor: Mmn. Let me see He looks at Max but is not sure what to do. Okay. I must have a look at your throat, or tube or whatever it is. Open wide. Max does nothing but looks at Henny. Henny Open! Henny shows him by opening his own mouth. Max opens his mouth. Doctor: Now say Aaahhh. Max: Eeeeehhhhhhh. Doctor: No! No! Say Aaahhhhh. Max: Eeeeeehhhh. Doctor: Not EEEEGGGHHHH! Aaaagghh! Max makes a noise like a police car siren Max: EEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAGGGHEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA......... Doctor: Yes, yes, that’s very good! Please stop now!! Scott Court. ENJOY THE "I am not a Robot!" VIDEO CLIP
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